The Plan For World
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to
and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan..(Hard to argue
with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present.
You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest
of those 'good ole boys.
' We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will
withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Phillipines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself and don't hide here.
Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing
non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling
up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah
or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides
most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends
here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or
lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying
'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.
" She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of
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