Why Some People Voted Democrat
I voted Democrat
because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat
because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I
earn than I would.
I voted Democrat
because when I get behind on my mortgage, the government will help me by
lowering my payments.
I voted Democrat
because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat
because when we pull out of
I voted Democrat
because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police
are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on
Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat
because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as
we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat
because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government
for redistribution as IT sees fit.
I voted Democrat
because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days
to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the
voters.
"A Liberal is a
person who will give away everything they don't own."