Senior Texting Codes (STC)

I thought the following listing was appropriate... after all, the kids have all their little codes... like BFF, LOL, etc.  So here are some codes for seniors:


ATD - At the Doctor's


BFF - Best Friendís Funeral


BTW - Bring the Wheelchair


BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth


CBM - Covered by Medicare


CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center


DWI - Driving While Incontinent


FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers


FWIW - Forgot Where I Was


FYI - Found Your Insulin


GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low


GHA - Got Heartburn Again


HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement


IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?


LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out


LOL - Living on Lipitor


LWO - Lawrence Welk's On


OMMR - On My Massage Recliner


OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas


ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!


TTYL - Talk to You Louder


WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again


WTP - Where's the Prunes


WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil


Hope these help!


GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!