Oil at 100 Bucks a barrel,
Two Proposals Worth Considering...
New Gas Plan...President
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would have to come down as a result.
New Immigration Plan... Bring our
troops home from Iraq to
guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand
him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.
Tell him if he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in
the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After
his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will
probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in
Iraq, and the aliens trying to make a
better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen,
rifle or ammo. Problem solved.